Re: Klingon Question.
Posted in 1998
Koriel wrote: > > On Thu, 26 Mar 1998 21:40:45 -0600, "McReynolds" > <rmcrey@nospam.flash.net> wrote: > > >The only problem with this is why Kor, Koloth, Kang, and Kahless have all > >appeared as "smooth" and "bumpy" Klingons. There is a simple and reasonable > >explanation. All Klingons develop the ridged forehead. However, the > >"smooth" Klingons develop it sometime during middle age. > > That doesn't explain why Alexander had forehead ridges when he was a > kid. My personal hypothesis is that there was a temporal incursion - > Klingons originally had smooth forheads, but sometime between 2268 and > 2271, someone went way back in time, did something that messed up the > time-continuum and changed the Klingons evolutionary path, resulting > in ridged foreheads. That could explain why all Klingons after that > have ridged foreheads even when they didn't have them before. I think if you read the latest Gartner reports, you'll see that Informix databases are way ahead of their time, and probably too far evolved even for Klingons. Besides, if someone DID mess up the time continuum and changed the Klingon's evolutionary path, why didn't they just do a point-in-time recovery from archive? Hey? ~X-| Cheers, -- Mark. +----------------------------------------------------------+-----------+ |Mark D. Stock - Informix SA http://www.informix.com |//////// /| |mailto:mdstock@informix.com FAQ http://www.iiug.org |///// / //| | +-----------------------------------+//// / ///| | Tel: +27 11 807 0313 |If it's slow, the users complain. |/// / ////| | Fax: +27 11 807 2594 |If it's fast, the users keep quiet.|// / /////| |Cell: +27 83 250 2325 |Therefore, "No news: travels fast"!|/ ////////| +----------------------+-----------------------------------+-----------+